CoL FIRST WIN - Prince Selrach Di'zok

[Hhrolf]

So 45 people ventured into EOK T2 together for the first time and came out that same weekend with a WIN, WTG Legends!!! Big shout out to the torchbearers :Fadoram and Phantasmus.

We still have room for some key classes : bards, shamans, druid, cleric and zerkers. Come on down and join in the fun.

[Hhrolf]

So its been a long 4 weeks since the last First Kill, so we have a bumper crop of guildchat for your perusal. Settle in, get yourself a coffee and get comfy, this is our longest crop of guild funnies so far, hope you like them:


[Mon Feb 13 21:48:34 2017] Geauven tells the group, 'Twins with Fadoram = DeVito & Ruarik = Schwarzenegger!! rofl wong way around'
[Mon Feb 13 21:49:04 2017] You tell your party, 'you reading the old news posts?'
[Mon Feb 13 21:49:12 2017] Geauven tells the group, 'yup'
I was referring to physical size Andy, not mental prowess


Nuff said, were else would we find the young pope?
[Sat Feb 18 20:05:34 2017] [105 Huntmaster (Ranger)] Idaen (Wood Elf) <Circle of Legends> ZONE: Vatican Village II, 200 Terminus Heights, Modest Guild Hall

[Sun Feb 19 01:34:55 2017] Chewi tells you, 'yea, we've had the vatican for a few years now.. all the more reason you created a monster when you put pope in his guild notes!'
[Sun Feb 19 01:35:13 2017] You told Chewi, 'hehehe i thought it was new to go with his note'
[Sun Feb 19 01:35:33 2017] Chewi tells you, 'oooh no, he's been claiming to be so holy for years'
[Sun Feb 19 01:35:54 2017] Chewi tells you, 'and when you put his note up, he was like "see.. others are noticing too"'


[Sat Feb 18 20:08:13 2017] You say to your guild, 'what did you guys kill last night - EOK 1 & 2 + ?'
[Sat Feb 18 20:08:40 2017] Nataheln tells the guild, ' enslaver of souls'
[Sat Feb 18 20:08:40 2017] You say to your guild, 'nice, thats on farm then'
[Sat Feb 18 20:08:41 2017] Lorewood tells the guild, 'yeah ..was funny how fast it went with no shammies '
[Sat Feb 18 20:08:55 2017] You say to your guild, 'lol lore'
[Sat Feb 18 20:09:06 2017] Ganna tells the guild, 'its cause we had a druid. :)'
[Sat Feb 18 20:09:19 2017] Lorewood tells the guild, 'well i woulnt go there ;;......'
[Sat Feb 18 20:09:39 2017] Ganna tells the guild, 'you survived, didnt you Lore?'
[Sat Feb 18 20:09:55 2017] You say to your guild, 'we dont count them as wins if lore survives'
[Sat Feb 18 20:10:35 2017] Lorewood tells the guild, 'no i died a couple times ...'
[Sat Feb 18 20:10:44 2017] You say to your guild, 'two wins then P'
[Sat Feb 18 20:11:07 2017] Lorewood tells the guild, 'the sacrificial pally ...sigh ..feel like ranger ...i feel like a ranger'
[Sat Feb 18 20:11:31 2017] Nataheln tells the guild, 'your lifes gunna get ranger'
[Sat Feb 18 20:11:47 2017] Lorewood tells the guild, 'cough cough ...blow me hh'
[Sat Feb 18 20:12:00 2017] Whiteguy tells the guild, 'ranger danger?'
[Sat Feb 18 20:12:10 2017] Ganna tells the guild, 'funny, you complain because you die, yet you tell healers to Blow you'
[Sat Feb 18 20:12:19 2017] Ganna tells the guild, 'is there a connection ?'
[Sat Feb 18 20:12:43 2017] Shoelace tells the guild, 'I tell everyone to blow me.. '
[Sat Feb 18 20:12:52 2017] Shoelace tells the guild, 'many hooks in the water someone will bite'


[Sun Feb 19 01:08:23 2017] Ganna tells the guild, 'Who isnt getting heals?'
[Sun Feb 19 01:08:35 2017] Gotjja tells the guild, 'the one needing a rez'
[Sun Feb 19 01:08:40 2017] Anza tells the guild, 'haha'
[Sun Feb 19 01:08:46 2017] Balthier tells the guild, 'rangers if they are grouped with hh'
[Sun Feb 19 01:09:14 2017] Gotjja tells the guild, 'nobody grps with Hh on purpose'
[Sun Feb 19 01:10:15 2017] Ganna tells colcleric2.0:2, 'Am i supposed to be in this channel?'
[Sun Feb 19 01:10:21 2017] Wahzoo tells colcleric2.0:2, 'yes'
[Sun Feb 19 01:10:23 2017] Suthon tells colcleric2.0:2, 'yes'
[Sun Feb 19 01:10:24 2017] Gotjja tells colcleric2.0:2, 'always for raids'
[Sun Feb 19 01:10:29 2017] Wahzoo tells colcleric2.0:2, 'set to autojoin imo'
[Sun Feb 19 01:10:51 2017] Gotjja tells colcleric2.0:2, 'its where we make the no heal list'
It's not my fault that Gotjja put Balthier on the no heal list, I am just following instructions /nod



[Sun Feb 19 01:11:46 2017] You tell your raid, 'cop wave 1 lorewood melee side, babien caster side'
[Sun Feb 19 01:11:56 2017] You tell your raid, 'cop wave 2 velos melee batevil caster'
[Sun Feb 19 01:12:00 2017] You tell your raid, 'cop wave 3 veanda melee ilsidri caster'
[Sun Feb 19 01:13:38 2017] You tell your raid, 'cop wave 4 moak melee fadoram caster'
[Sun Feb 19 01:12:46 2017] You tell your raid, 'cop wave 5 hhrolf melee siouxe caster'
[Sun Feb 19 01:12:18 2017] Veanda tells the group, 'remind me then i will forget lol'
[Sun Feb 19 01:15:22 2017] Batevil tells the raid, 'FOCUS UP >> HERE WE GO'
[Sun Feb 19 01:15:40 2017] Batevil tells the raid, 'huston we have lift off'
[Sun Feb 19 01:22:41 2017] You gained raid experience!
[Sun Feb 19 01:22:41 2017] Vigor has been slain by Uaneldar!
[Sun Feb 19 01:22:45 2017] Rapthar has completed achievement: Vim then Vigor
[Sun Feb 19 01:23:27 2017] Tenakakhan tells the guild, 'did anyone even die?'
Thankfully I didn't have to remind Veanda. New record - just TWO wave of adds needed and just 7 mins from start to finish, awesome dps!!


[Sun Feb 19 01:28:43 2017] You tell your raid, 'grats ganna on Skinner's Belt'
[Sun Feb 19 01:29:00 2017] --Ganna has looted a Skinner's Belt.--
[Sun Feb 19 01:29:03 2017] Foresst tells the raid, 'Ganna, it puts the lotion on it's skin'


[Sun Feb 19 01:32:38 2017] Veanda tells the group, 'hh when you come down stairs can you throw buffs please i was ignored'
[Sun Feb 19 01:33:09 2017] Veanda tells the group, 'i mean i was debuffed lol was thinking about putting someone on ignore'
At least I will get less buffing requests P


[Sun Feb 19 01:35:33 2017] Thalas tells the raid, 'kanj is an imposter!'
[Sun Feb 19 01:35:38 2017] Ilsidri tells the guild, 'Kanjin is an Elder God'
[Sun Feb 19 03:10:29 2017] Uaneldar tells the raid, 'Kanjin swearing like Joe Pesci in Casino tonight'
Don't upset the RL


[Sun Feb 19 01:34:06 2017] Alaeros tells the raid, 'Can we go for Uncursed! please?'
[Sun Feb 19 01:34:32 2017] Arillia tells the raid, 'you just cursed our chances Alaeros'
[Sun Feb 19 01:34:58 2017] Alaeros tells the raid, 'how come?'
[Sun Feb 19 01:35:10 2017] Arillia tells the raid, 'You mentioned it'


[Sun Feb 19 03:17:19 2017] Ganna tells the guild, 'its fine he got dumbstered anyways'
[Sun Feb 19 03:17:36 2017] Babien tells the guild, 'whats dumbstered?@'
[Sun Feb 19 03:17:43 2017] Babien tells the guild, 'oops at the @'
[Sun Feb 19 03:17:53 2017] Babien tells the guild, 'typing and twisting = fun'
[Sun Feb 19 03:17:58 2017] Ganna tells the guild, 'when you get dead for doing something dumb'


[Sun Feb 19 03:40:15 2017] Maryssa tells the guild, 'any room in raid?'
[Sun Feb 19 03:40:21 2017] Babien tells the guild, 'oh heck yeah'
[Sun Feb 19 03:40:47 2017] Wahzoo tells the guild, 'yeah replace me plz, babien said i suck '
[Sun Feb 19 04:25:52 2017] You tell your raid, 'wahzoo doesnt do heals'
[Sun Feb 19 04:26:09 2017] You tell your raid, 'not unless his 3 year old randomly hits the correct key anyway'
[Sun Feb 19 04:26:16 2017] Wahzoo tells the raid, 'yeah i got all my spell runes for nukes'
[Sun Feb 19 04:26:35 2017] Larrk tells colv2.1:3, 'wahzoo sure does augs thought, he's got like 20+ people those augs'
[Sun Feb 19 04:26:42 2017] You tell colv2.1:3, 'nice'
[Sun Feb 19 04:26:47 2017] Wahzoo tells the raid, 'he isnt here right now, prob why we arent getting the /ach'
[Sun Feb 19 04:26:52 2017] Suthon tells colv2.1:3, 'aye he got mine the other day'
[Sun Feb 19 04:27:02 2017] You tell your raid, 'yeah, tell him its raid time'
[Sun Feb 19 04:27:22 2017] Wahzoo tells the raid, 'ok, ill wake him up'


[Sun Mar 05 17:59:18 2017] Ganna tells the guild, 'me and Kaylong holding down for the druids <3'
[Sun Mar 05 18:03:11 2017] Ganna tells the guild, 'Druid power !'
[Sun Mar 05 18:04:02 2017] Ganna tells the guild, 'Hobbits: We do it better'
[Sun Mar 05 18:04:18 2017] Larrk tells the guild, 'nassty hobbitses'
[Sun Mar 05 18:04:29 2017] Ganna tells the guild, 'PRECIOUUS'


[Sun Feb 19 03:47:29 2017] Uaneldar tells the guild, 'dont sound so reluctant halfling'
[Sun Feb 19 03:47:35 2017] Uaneldar tells the guild, 'i know where rivervale is'
[Sun Feb 19 03:48:22 2017] You say to your guild, 'thats why uaneldar needs new armour - keeps going to rivervale for the food and can no longer fit inside his BP'
[Sun Feb 19 03:48:31 2017] Ganna tells the guild, 'We do make good pie '
[Sun Feb 19 03:49:44 2017] Arillia tells the guild, 'Halfling pie always seem to have hair in it'
[Sun Feb 19 03:50:06 2017] You say to your guild, 'no thats ogre pie, usually got halfling in it'
[Sun Feb 19 03:50:28 2017] Ganna tells the guild, 'Druids are friends, not food '
[Sun Feb 19 03:50:31 2017] Uaneldar tells the guild, 'troll pie as well'
[Sun Feb 19 03:52:36 2017] Shoelace tells the guild, 'wait druids arent food?'
[Sun Feb 19 03:52:51 2017] Tenakakhan tells the guild, 'depends on how attractive they are ;)'


[Sun Feb 19 04:04:56 2017] Gotjja tells the guild, 'she looks like the unbathed version of the reg Anashti'
[Sun Feb 19 04:15:56 2017] Anashti Sul, Damsel of Decay says, 'You will not evade me, Tseuq!'
[Sun Feb 19 04:16:01 2017] LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
[Sun Feb 19 04:16:28 2017] Tseuq tells the raid, 'LOL. She tried to summon me right as I took the TL. Whew!'
[Sun Feb 19 04:17:05 2017] You tell your raid, 'she left you a note Tseug - meet her at the hotel in 2 hours'
[Sun Feb 19 04:17:57 2017] Foresst tells the raid, 'oh my'
[Sun Feb 19 04:17:59 2017] Tseuq tells the raid, 'eep.'
[Sun Feb 19 04:18:22 2017] Gotjja tells the raid, 'make her shower first'


[Sun Feb 19 04:44:08 2017] Tseuq tells the raid, 'Nice try guys. I gotta run an errand. Be back in a bit'
[Sun Feb 19 04:44:18 2017] You tell your raid, 'hot date tseuq???'
[Sun Feb 19 04:44:31 2017] Lorewood tells the raid, 'hasnt been 2 hours yet '
[Sun Feb 19 04:44:40 2017] You tell your raid, 'hes hot to trot P'


[Sat Feb 25 02:07:26 2017] Acruxx tells the guild, 'damn something just doesn't feel right'
[Sat Feb 25 02:08:03 2017] Acruxx tells the guild, 'if it were my left hand and arm I would be worried'


[Sat Feb 25 02:08:34 2017] Nataheln tells the guild, 'I got baking 300 this week, was my first tradeskill'
[Sat Feb 25 02:08:51 2017] Arillia tells the guild, 'Baked us a cake ?'
[Sat Feb 25 02:09:08 2017] Nataheln tells the guild, 'I"m up to here Master Baker Trophy'
[Sat Feb 25 02:09:11 2017] Nataheln tells the guild, '25&PCT;'
[Sat Feb 25 02:09:32 2017] Arillia tells the guild, 'nm, not sure I want to eat what a necro made'
[Sat Feb 25 02:09:41 2017] Nataheln tells the guild, 'haha'


[Sat Feb 25 02:11:27 2017] Charke tells the guild, 'what to say to Praetor Denik to get in ?'
[Sat Feb 25 02:11:34 2017] Nataheln tells the guild, 'prepared'
[Sat Feb 25 02:11:42 2017] Vitriol tells the guild, 'what to say to kanjin to get in?'
[Sat Feb 25 02:11:57 2017] Healslore tells the guild, 'pretty please?'
[Sat Feb 25 02:12:01 2017] Balthier tells the guild, 'show him some leg?'
[Sat Feb 25 02:12:32 2017] Vitriol tells the guild, 'I tried that...he's not listening'
[Sat Feb 25 02:12:56 2017] Kurrie tells the guild, 'here is $20 maybe'


[Sat Feb 25 02:16:23 2017] Thalas tells the group, 'BABIEN'
[Sat Feb 25 02:16:48 2017] Veanda tells the group, 'its ok 1 less person hh has to heal lol'
[Sat Feb 25 02:16:56 2017] Babien tells the group, '/ignore Thalas'
[Sat Feb 25 02:17:03 2017] Babien tells the group, 'oops'
[Sat Feb 25 02:17:05 2017] Babien tells the group, 'el suppo?'
[Sat Feb 25 02:17:23 2017] Thalas tells the group, 'I need songs to increase my dps y u no here'
[Sat Feb 25 02:17:52 2017] You tell your party, 'heals? who? oshu has mend, you and thalas can self heal, babien can use regen song - i just need to heal me and araroth'
[Sat Feb 25 02:18:09 2017] Oshu tells the group, 'lol'
[Sat Feb 25 02:18:43 2017] Babien tells the group, 'awe man'
[Sat Feb 25 02:18:46 2017] Veanda tells the group, 'if related to oshu i would not heal'
[Sat Feb 25 02:18:55 2017] Babien tells the group, 'this ain't gonna be good if i rely on my heal song lol'
Amazing how quick Araroth can disown being related to Oshu P


[Sat Feb 25 02:19:40 2017] You tell your raid, 'i am always nervous when you open the chest too'
[Sat Feb 25 02:19:53 2017] Batevil tells the raid, 'who!'
[Sat Feb 25 02:19:58 2017] You tell your raid, 'kanj'
[Sat Feb 25 02:20:05 2017] Batevil tells the raid, 'im nervous to type'
[Sat Feb 25 02:20:08 2017] Batevil tells the raid, 'i make the news!'
[Sat Feb 25 02:20:14 2017] Gotjja tells the raid, 'its wheree he hides all his sex toys'
[Sat Feb 25 02:21:28 2017] Calloneous tells the guild, 'be careful telling Kanjin to "fix" the looting:)'


[Sat Feb 25 02:38:46 2017] Babien tells the raid, 'rally is available'
[Sat Feb 25 02:39:19 2017] Gotjja tells the raid, 'rally is gang code'


[Sat Feb 25 02:41:46 2017] Joelynn tells the guild, 'hey all, omg so tired two planes 7 hrs in the air today )'
[Sat Feb 25 02:42:17 2017] You say to your guild, 'we need you to take all the credit for the win though'
[Sat Feb 25 02:42:21 2017] Veanda tells the guild, 'hi attune'
[Sat Feb 25 02:42:26 2017] Joelynn tells the guild, 'haha'
[Sat Feb 25 02:42:31 2017] Joelynn tells the guild, 'hh u know me so well! )'


[Sat Feb 25 02:42:24 2017] Siouxe tells colv2.1:3, 'who has raid'
[Sat Feb 25 02:42:37 2017] Suthon tells colv2.1:3, 'larrk'
[Sat Feb 25 02:42:42 2017] You tell colv2.1:3, 'larkk - omg read the motd P'
[Sat Feb 25 02:42:55 2017] You tell colv2.1:3, '/adjusts his halo'


[Sat Feb 25 02:43:37 2017] Vitriol tells the raid, 'send tells for a good time'
[Sat Feb 25 02:43:53 2017] You tell your raid, 'dont distract gotjja vitriol'
[Sat Feb 25 02:44:13 2017] Gotjja tells the raid, 'someone paying for lap dances?'


After hot date number 2:
[Sat Feb 25 02:58:24 2017] Tseuq tells the guild, 'Sorry I am late. I fell asleep on the couch'


[Sat Feb 25 03:24:10 2017] Ganna tells the guild, '-- AFK , my Mastiff decided the neighbours cat looked like food. FFS'
[Sat Feb 25 03:31:38 2017] Ganna tells the guild, 'I have a very big dog. and she doesnt like kitties. '


[Sat Feb 25 03:31:53 2017] Wahzoo tells the guild, 'well i ment i was afk, but the 3 year old was playing last week'
[Sat Feb 25 03:32:22 2017] You say to your guild, 'your 3 year old is a huge improvement, hes gonna be awesome when he grows up'
[Sat Feb 25 03:32:39 2017] Wahzoo tells the guild, 'haha =p'


[Sat Feb 25 03:59:54 2017] Rapthar tells you, 'i would really like scar !!!!'
[Sat Feb 25 04:00:43 2017] You told rapthar, 'gets out a sharp knife - hold still - left cheek or right cheek?'
[Sat Feb 25 04:00:54 2017] Rapthar tells you, 'lol both'
[Sat Feb 25 04:06:45 2017] You tell your raid, 'grats rapthar on Scar'
[Sat Feb 25 04:06:57 2017] Rapthar tells the guild, 'woooo ty all !!!!!'


[Sat Feb 25 04:06:40 2017] Nataheln tells the guild, 'it seems like they upgraded the clouds in plane of tranquility'
[Sat Feb 25 04:06:44 2017] Nataheln tells the guild, 'it looks like real life now'
[Sat Feb 25 04:07:10 2017] Larrk tells the guild, 'is it the real life? is it just fantasy?'
[Sat Feb 25 04:07:20 2017] Tseuq tells the guild, 'Caught in a landslide'
[Sat Feb 25 04:07:29 2017] Vitriol tells the guild, 'fanta-sea'
[Sat Feb 25 04:07:46 2017] Larrk tells the guild, 'easy come, easy go'
[Sat Feb 25 04:07:54 2017] Tseuq tells the guild, 'will you let me go'
[Sat Feb 25 04:08:04 2017] Larrk tells the guild, 'doesn't really mattyer to me'
[Sat Feb 25 04:08:24 2017] Vitriol tells the guild, 'there's a dramatic re-enactment of bohemiam rhapsody online'
[Sat Feb 25 04:08:55 2017] Tseuq tells the guild, 'Ima gonna hit that high note in TS in a sec.'


[Sat Feb 25 04:32:19 2017] Veanda tells the group, 'me and hh have been in the same group for a decade'
[Sat Feb 25 04:32:30 2017] Veanda tells the group, 'or more'
[Sat Feb 25 04:32:37 2017] You tell your party, 'and she still kills me'
[Sat Feb 25 04:32:47 2017] Veanda tells the group, 'lol'
[Sat Feb 25 04:33:25 2017] Veanda tells the group, 'its ok he still loves me'


[Sat Feb 25 04:46:31 2017] Calloneous tells the guild, 'we are going to have a Gnome punting party. Fad has agreed to join us'
[Sat Feb 25 04:47:22 2017] Irenia tells the guild, 'hmm...is that where all the gnomes punt all the other races? sounds like a good time - count me in!'


[Sat Feb 25 04:51:50 2017] Babien tells the group, 'shamans number 2 healer in game'
[Sat Feb 25 04:52:04 2017] Oshu tells the group, 'hell yeah'
[Sat Feb 25 04:52:08 2017] Oshu tells the group, 'shamans are bad ass'
[Sat Feb 25 04:52:21 2017] You tell your party, 'hey i just have bad wind'


Blood thirsty Hobbitses encouraging the tanks to duel!
[Sun Feb 26 00:48:16 2017] Ganna tells the guild, 'I wanna watch'
[Sun Feb 26 00:48:22 2017] Ganna tells the guild, 'KILL EACH OTHER'
[Sun Feb 26 00:53:13 2017] Starchild says out of character, 'fight fight !'
[Sun Feb 26 00:53:25 2017] Velos`s pet has been slain by Rapthar!
[Sun Feb 26 00:53:26 2017] Velos`s pet has been slain by Rapthar!
[Sun Feb 26 00:53:27 2017] Velos`s pet has been slain by Rapthar!
[Sun Feb 26 00:53:28 2017] Velos`s pet has been slain by Rapthar!
[Sun Feb 26 00:53:32 2017] Rapthar goes into a berserker frenzy!
[Sun Feb 26 00:53:32 2017] Velos staggers.
[Sun Feb 26 00:53:33 2017] Rapthar is no longer berserk.
[Sun Feb 26 00:53:39 2017] Rapthar goes into a berserker frenzy!
[Sun Feb 26 00:53:39 2017] Rapthar has been slain by Velos!
[Sun Feb 26 00:53:55 2017] Madstomper tells the guild, 'whats rapthar doin on the floor'
[Sun Feb 26 00:54:10 2017] Spanks tells the guild, 'rapthar sleepy'
[Sun Feb 26 00:54:16 2017] Squashbettle tells the guild, 'he's used to it'


[Sun Feb 26 00:57:22 2017] Calloneous tells the guild, 'My students competed in UIL today...last event of the year'
[Sun Feb 26 00:57:38 2017] Lorewood tells the guild, 'whats that ?'
[Sun Feb 26 00:58:24 2017] Calloneous tells the guild, 'Academic contests put on by the University Intercholastic League'
[Sun Feb 26 00:58:24 2017] Larrk tells the guild, 'Urinary Incontinence League?'
[Sun Feb 26 00:58:46 2017] Calloneous tells the guild, 'no, that is my competition:)'


[Sun Feb 26 01:05:26 2017] Siouxe tells the raid, 'MOOOOOVE family - get in the instance'
[Sun Feb 26 01:05:51 2017] Thalas tells the guild, 'banner is down, quit wasting time'
[Sun Feb 26 01:10:39 2017] Arillia tells the guild, 'Balther & Forreest are you guys stuck to pine trees again ?'


[Sun Feb 26 01:19:56 2017] Acruxx tells the guild, 'pkay how to bring up the song window?'
[Sun Feb 26 01:20:08 2017] Tseuq tells the guild, 'ALT-E'
[Sun Feb 26 01:20:09 2017] Wahzoo tells the guild, 'ALT W'
[Sun Feb 26 01:20:13 2017] Wahzoo tells the guild, 'click song'
[Sun Feb 26 01:20:26 2017] Siouxe tells the guild, 'control alt delete'
Just hit them all at once, that should work P


[Sun Feb 26 01:31:25 2017] Irenia says out of character, 'the top 6 dps on my parse are all pallies, so it's obviously broken atm'
[Sun Feb 26 01:31:48 2017] Thalas says out of character, 'what's broken is that we have 6 pallies'


[Sun Feb 26 01:28:16 2017] Ruarik tells the fellowship, 'we staying here right for next boss?'
[Sun Feb 26 01:28:39 2017] You say to your fellowship, 'downstairs yes'
[Sun Feb 26 01:29:04 2017] Ruarik tells the fellowship, 'eww with you?'
[Sun Feb 26 01:30:23 2017] You say to your fellowship, 'no, you wouldnt get that lucky'
[Sun Feb 26 01:32:08 2017] You tell your raid, 'K MOVE DOWNSTAIRS'
[Sun Feb 26 01:32:22 2017] Veanda tells the raid, 'no comment'
[Sun Feb 26 01:32:55 2017] You tell your raid, 'the bad news V is ruarik went there too, so you and ruarik are thinking alike'
[Sun Feb 26 01:33:26 2017] Veanda tells the raid, 'ewww lol'
[Sun Feb 26 01:33:45 2017] Veanda tells the raid, 'and i didnt say anything'


For this achievement we had to de-mem any heals that affected the group
[Sun Feb 26 01:38:20 2017] You tell your party, 'half my spell bar has gone'
[Sun Feb 26 01:38:48 2017] Idaen tells the group, 'just keep that heal his holiness key'
[Sun Feb 26 01:38:57 2017] Veanda tells the group, 'hahahaha'
[Sun Feb 26 01:39:20 2017] Babien tells the group, 'well no group heals is new'
[Sun Feb 26 01:39:23 2017] You tell your raid, 'they tying BOTH my hands behind my back'
[Sun Feb 26 01:39:27 2017] Babien tells the group, 'everyone RiP'
[Sun Feb 26 01:40:27 2017] Veanda tells the group, 'no comment'


[Sun Feb 26 02:03:18 2017] Acruxx tells the guild, 'I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!!!!!'


[Sun Feb 26 02:20:02 2017] Vitriol says, '{GINA:STOP} - for the love of all that's holy STOP GODDAMMIT!'


[Sun Feb 26 02:08:32 2017] Siouxe says, 'Hail, Nataheln's corpse'
[Sun Feb 26 02:08:32 2017] Siouxe tells colcleric2.0:2, 'REZ >>> Nataheln <<< REZ'
[Sun Feb 26 02:08:36 2017] Nataheln tells the raid, 'you guys just killed me while charmed =P'
[Sun Feb 26 02:25:09 2017] Nataheln tells the guild, 'anybody want to own up to being the one who nuked me while I was charmed =P'
[Sun Feb 26 02:25:31 2017] Babien tells the guild, 'wasn't a nuke, Velos got jealous u were beating him on parse'


[Sun Feb 26 02:46:51 2017] Uaneldar tells the raid, 'Kanjin is like Joe Pesci in homer alone trying not to swear'
Homer alone? I can definitely see Bart Simpson in Macauley Culkin's role, that would be cool


[Sun Feb 26 03:36:55 2017] Siouxe tells colv2.1:3, 'sorry went to get a cookie'
[Sun Feb 26 03:40:37 2017] You tell colv2.1:3, 'siouxe sharing those cookies?'
[Sun Feb 26 03:43:10 2017] Siouxe tells colv2.1:3, 'they were good - cadbury wispa'
Such a tease


[Sun Feb 26 03:36:56 2017] Ganna tells colcleric2.0:2, 'Batevil is on the no heal list, Chewi is bribing me with mod rods.'


So I would love to link the guild winning the achievement for beating Damsel of Decay ...... but I missed it bcos I fell asleep.
Not that 20 people didn't rub that in over the course of the week
However it is coming along nicely:
[Sun Mar 05 01:36:47 2017] Batevil tells the raid, 'Eye of Decay 7&PCT;'
That is 7% extra damage on everything! A HUGE dps improvement
Now we just need to do it one more time for those of us that missed it.


[Mon Feb 27 22:18:49 2017] Krushor tells the guild, 'lorewood for president'
[Mon Feb 27 22:19:11 2017] You say to your guild, 'yoiu saying lore has hair like trump? thats fighting talk P'
[Mon Feb 27 22:19:38 2017] Krushor tells the guild, 'omg could you imagine going through life with hair like that'


[Sat Mar 04 04:12:21 2017] You tell your raid, 'kanj is in denial'
[Sat Mar 04 04:12:47 2017] Lorewood tells the raid, 'i still think him and bannory are going to hook up '
[Sat Mar 04 04:13:19 2017] You tell your raid, 'i think they had a secret affair lore and now arent talking'
[Sat Mar 04 04:13:44 2017] Lorewood tells the raid, 'that makes more sence ...the love/hate thing'


[Sat Mar 04 01:53:17 2017] Uaneldar tells the guild, 'oh my mistake, its not good friday'
[Sat Mar 04 01:54:30 2017] Uaneldar tells the guild, 'only because Oshu is here otherwise it would be good friday'
[Sat Mar 04 01:54:54 2017] Oshu tells the guild, 'anything I can do to make your day bad man lol'


[Sat Mar 04 02:08:35 2017] Veanda tells the group, 'dammit attune where is my bard speed'
[Sat Mar 04 02:08:46 2017] Attune tells the group, 'we all have it but u )'
[Sat Mar 04 02:08:58 2017] Veanda tells the group, 'course lol'
[Sat Mar 04 02:09:04 2017] Attune tells the group, 'hah


[Sat Mar 04 02:25:46 2017] Tseuq tells the guild, 'Ooops. Fell asleep on couch'
Again! she is wearing him out I tell ya


[Sat Mar 04 02:58:51 2017] Ganna tells the guild, 'Monks and beastlord have shared weapons for 8 years.'
[Sat Mar 04 02:59:07 2017] Veanda tells the guild, 'longer'
[Sat Mar 04 02:59:11 2017] Gotjja tells the guild, 'weapons is gang code for penis'
[Sat Mar 04 02:59:16 2017] Attune tells the guild, 'those dam dirty bsts! )'
[Sat Mar 04 02:59:18 2017] Whiteguy tells the guild, 'ick'
[Sat Mar 04 02:59:24 2017] Veanda tells the guild, 'now now hunn'
[Sat Mar 04 02:59:40 2017] Whiteguy tells the guild, 'do they call it humanality?'
[Sat Mar 04 02:59:49 2017] Veanda tells the guild, 'lol'


[Sat Mar 04 03:00:09 2017] Thalas trips Fadoram.
[Sat Mar 04 03:00:24 2017] Fadoram falls face first into the friggin pool.


[Sat Mar 04 03:02:26 2017] Acruxx tells the guild, 'I offer my enchater for raid benefits'
[Sat Mar 04 03:02:42 2017] Balthier tells the guild, 'is that sexual?'

Nope but this is:
[Sat Mar 04 03:02:00 2017] You tell your raid, 'grats kanjin on Element of Kunark'
[Sat Mar 04 03:10:50 2017] Kanjin tells the guild, 'Invested Honed Wurmslayer'
[Sat Mar 04 03:10:58 2017] Irenia tells the guild, 'pretty!'
[Sat Mar 04 03:11:04 2017] Nataheln tells the guild, 'cool'
[Sat Mar 04 03:11:05 2017] Starchild tells the guild, 'very nice '
[Sat Mar 04 03:11:09 2017] Tagmol tells the guild, 'grats'
[Sat Mar 04 03:11:11 2017] Shoelace tells the guild, 'holy shit thats sexy '
[Sat Mar 04 03:12:03 2017] Whiteguy tells the guild, 'slobber'


[Sat Mar 04 03:14:39 2017] Ruarik tells the guild, 'cause why are there no sk officers?'
[Sat Mar 04 03:14:57 2017] Shoelace tells the guild, 'we wouldnt listen to an officer anyway?'
[Sat Mar 04 03:15:05 2017] Gotjja tells the guild, 'SK's are Bipolar everyone knows that'
[Sat Mar 04 03:15:21 2017] Shoelace tells the guild, 'not bopolar ... just dont give a crapoloa'
[Sat Mar 04 03:15:22 2017] Babien tells the guild, 'I thougth Velos was an officer??'
[Sat Mar 04 03:15:35 2017] Ruarik tells the guild, 'velos...an officer....omg'
[Sat Mar 04 03:15:42 2017] Babien tells the guild, 'he's too cool?'
[Sat Mar 04 03:15:46 2017] Ruarik tells the guild, 'i want the drugs you are on'
[Sat Mar 04 03:15:48 2017] Ganna tells the guild, 'I just wet my pants, please tell more jokes'
[Sat Mar 04 03:15:53 2017] You say to your guild, 'i thought velos was ........... ok biting my tongue P'
[Sat Mar 04 03:15:57 2017] Ruarik tells the guild, 'or we need an intervention for you babien'
[Sat Mar 04 03:16:03 2017] Gotjja tells the guild, 'he just wears the uniform at the strip clubs'
[Sat Mar 04 03:16:07 2017] Ruarik tells the guild, 'we love you babien dont use the drugs'


[Sat Mar 04 03:35:56 2017] Acruxx tells the guild, 'Damn all I can see is Krushor's illusions' ass'
[Sat Mar 04 03:36:17 2017] You say to your guild, 'stop using it as a screensaver'
[Sat Mar 04 03:36:41 2017] Acruxx tells the guild, 'it was right in my face as I was trying to kill that last mob'
[Sat Mar 04 03:36:55 2017] Madstomper tells the guild, 'meatgazer?'
[Sat Mar 04 03:37:02 2017] Krushor tells the guild, 'its sexy no?'


[Sun Mar 05 21:34:38 2017] Spanks tells the guild, 'f'n merc!'
[Sun Mar 05 21:35:49 2017] Spanks tells the guild, 'this game should allow us to beat our mercs... '
[Sun Mar 05 21:36:00 2017] You say to your guild, 'living up to your name?'
[Sun Mar 05 21:36:22 2017] Spanks tells the guild, 'lol well, i wasnt thinking JUST a schpanking'


For those who want an update on Tseuq's romance with Damsel of Decay: they have seen each other twice since and this could turn out to be one the great romances of the ages, up there with Romeo & Juliet, Samson & Delilah, and Kanjin & Bannory.


What's that? where is the achievements?
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:47 2017] Irenia has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:47 2017] Charke has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:47 2017] Your guildmate Thalas has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:47 2017] Your guildmate Irenia has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:47 2017] Your guildmate Charke has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:48 2017] Calloneous has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:48 2017] Nataheln has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:48 2017] Your guildmate Calloneous has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:48 2017] Tenakakhan has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:48 2017] Your guildmate Nataheln has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:48 2017] You have healed Attune for 8211 hit points with your Roar of the Lion 6.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:48 2017] You have healed Attune for 17000 hit points with your Abundant Healing XLIV.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:48 2017] You have healed Attune for 2090 hit points with your Ancestral Aid XXVIII.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:48 2017] Gotjja has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:48 2017] Your guildmate Tenakakhan has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:48 2017] Your guildmate Gotjja has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:48 2017] Attune has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:48 2017] Your guildmate Araroth has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:48 2017] Your guildmate Attune has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:48 2017] Your guildmate Tagmol has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:48 2017] Kaylong has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:48 2017] Your guildmate Madstomper has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:48 2017] Moak has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:48 2017] Your guildmate Kaylong has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:49 2017] Your guildmate Moak has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:49 2017] Sargtlin has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:49 2017] Batevil has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:49 2017] Your guildmate Sargtlin has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:49 2017] Siouxe has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:49 2017] Your guildmate Batevil has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:49 2017] Rapthar has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:49 2017] Your guildmate Siouxe has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:49 2017] Lieke has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:49 2017] Your guildmate Zerowaphex has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:49 2017] Your guildmate Rapthar has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:49 2017] Your guildmate Lieke has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:49 2017] You receive a small reward for your deeds.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:49 2017] Chewi has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:49 2017] Lorewood has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:49 2017] Your guildmate Chewi has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:49 2017] Whiteguy has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:50 2017] Your guildmate Lorewood has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:50 2017] Larrk has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:50 2017] Your guildmate Whiteguy has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:50 2017] Your guildmate Larrk has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:50 2017] Babien has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:50 2017] Wahzoo has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:50 2017] Your guildmate Babien has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:50 2017] Your guildmate Wahzoo has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:50 2017] Your guildmate Silvs has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:50 2017] Acruxx has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:50 2017] Foresst has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:50 2017] Your guildmate Acruxx has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:50 2017] Your guildmate Foresst has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:50 2017] Your guildmate Krushor has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:51 2017] Fadoram has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:51 2017] Maneki has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:51 2017] Oshu has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:51 2017] Your guildmate Maneki has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:51 2017] Mugari has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:51 2017] Your guildmate Oshu has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:51 2017] Ilsidri has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:51 2017] Your guildmate Mugari has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:51 2017] Your guildmate Ilsidri has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:51 2017] Arillia has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:51 2017] Your guildmate Starchild has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:51 2017] Idaen has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:51 2017] Your guildmate Arillia has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:51 2017] Veanda has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:51 2017] Your guildmate Idaen has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:51 2017] Velos has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:51 2017] Your guildmate Veanda has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:51 2017] Phantasmus has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:51 2017] Your guildmate Velos has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:51 2017] Noetxx has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:51 2017] Your guildmate Phantasmus has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:51 2017] Balthier has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:51 2017] Your guildmate Noetxx has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:51 2017] Quay has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:52 2017] Your guildmate Balthier has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:52 2017] Tseuq has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:52 2017] Your guildmate Quay has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:52 2017] Ganna has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:52 2017] Your guildmate Tseuq has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:52 2017] Your guildmate Ganna has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:52 2017] You have completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:52 2017] Kalyca has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:52 2017] Koramor has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:52 2017] Your guildmate Kalyca has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:52 2017] Your guildmate Koramor has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:53 2017] Kurrie has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:53 2017] Your guildmate Kanjin has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:53 2017] Your guildmate Kurrie has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:53 2017] Vitriol has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:53 2017] Your guildmate Vitriol has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[[Sun Mar 05 02:58:53 2017] Your guildmate Kebekak has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:53 2017] Spal has completed achievement: Light in the Proper Darkness
[Sun Mar 05 02:58:53 2017] Your guildmate Spal has completed Light in the Proper Darkness achievement.

[Sun Mar 05 02:59:06 2017] Sargtlin tells the raid, 'YEAAAAA LEGENDS'
[Sun Mar 05 02:59:07 2017] Fizzlesparkles tells the guild, 'the spam stop the spam *rolls on the floor screaming'

Until next time, thanks for reading
Hh