Guildchat from the Archives ( part 1)

[Hhrolf]

I WANT A REFUND

Bowdin tells the group 'I sexxor for copper!!'
You tell the group 'and people still demand a refund'
Bowdin tells the group 'well in Hhrolf's case for lotsa plat'
Bowdin tells the group 'rofl bastage'


Rubba dub dub

Yinikrin rubs Aquarions familiar
Yinikrin rubs Aquarions familiar
Yinikrin rubs Aquarions familiar

The raid leader has locked the raid. You may not invite new members until the raid is unlocked again.

Rezziing tells you 'omg omg I so much need buffage... fort, wunshi, tribunal and sense,,, if you can do me all of those I will do you'

Yinikrin rubs Amisex
Yinikrin rubs Amisex
Yinikrin rubs Amisex

Comment : In hindsight I think Yini should have been rubbing Rezz

What happens on the corpsedrag stays on the corpsedrag

Jopurr tells colofficer:4 Kuro what you doin with my ogre's body
You tell colofficer:4 slicing sausage
Lindyane tells colofficer:4 vienna sausage?
Jopurr tells colofficer:4 OMG
Kuroiokami tells colofficer:4 nothing that warm water and soap cant get out Jo

This is what happens when you let people box your toon ( part 1)

You tell the guild 'WTF Neud, dont give us quotes like 'i am an insensitive asshole' whilst hiding behind a boxed toon bud, thats no fun for news SS's'
Neudiin tells the guild 'oh'
Neudiin tells the guild 'I am an insensitive asshole =)'
Everyrose tells the guild 'we all know that already FFS'
Carma tells the guild 'nah your neudiin'
Neudiin tells the guild 'yeah ... but now he can SS it'
You tell the guild ' SS'd, ty bro'

Comment: cannot remember who was boxing Neudiin at the time, but TY whoever you were

This is what happens when you let people box your toon ( part 2)

Sorag tells the guild ' I just want you all to know'
Sorag tells the guild ' I LOVE FUCKING MY PONY !!!!!!!!!!!'


Devlin's Pants

Aredhiel tells colrl:5 prays for Devlin to drop his pants for me/nods
Aredhiel tells colrl:5 wait ....... that might not have come out right
You tell colrl:5 he is hung like a mouse hun

Comment: Devlin's pants were wanted by all the chain classes, Aredhiel ended up with the fifth pair that dropped. I got the third pair so I guess that means I got into Devlin's pants before she did - what can I say, they just cannot resist the kilt.