Guildchat from the archives ( part 3)

[Hhrolf]

What do you get when you mix 3 male Barb shamans ( Me, Whaker and Tavie) and 3 female froglok shamans ( Jaayde, Nannya and Qaquarious) in a channel?
Well besides a kick-ass shaman force you get lots of fun and :

Shaman BBQ's and tabledancing - part 1

Jaayde tells colshaman:3 'taking left'
Nannya tells colshaman:3 'taking right'
Whaker tells colshaman:3 'nap'
Jaayde tells colshaman:3 'starts dancing on da table to wake up Whaker'
Whaker tells colshaman:3 'zzzzzzzz'
Nannya tells colshaman:3 'hehe'
Whaker tells colshaman:3 'O_O'
You tell colshaman:3 'thats my job /sigh'
Jaayde tells colshaman:3 'starts showing some froggy leg'
You tell colshaman:3 'zzzzzzzzz'
You tell colshaman:3 ' starts to dream of BBQ's '
Jaayde tells colshaman:3 'hey now'
Whaker tells colshaman:3 'hmmm garlic butter'
Jaayde tells colshaman:3 'smaks Hh'
You tell colshaman:3 'whaaaat - was Whaker got out the garlic butter'
Whaker tells colshaman:3 'yeah Hh =P /tilts halo at a jaunty angle'
Jaayde tells colshaman:3 'oops'
Jaayde tells colshaman:3 'smaks Whaker'
Whaker tells colshaman:3 'doh'

Shaman BBQ's and tabledancing - part 2

Jaayde tells colshaman:3 'OMG'
Jaayde tells colshaman:3 ' I just dotted myself ><'
You tell colshaman:3 'RC6'
Qaquarious tells colshaman:3 'hehe'
You tell colshaman:3 'FFS girl, any mob with 400 resists can resist our dots easily - wtf did u do, take off your gear first?'
Jaayde tells colshaman:3 'lol no :('
You tell colshaman:3 'your average resist is 412 - how on earth did you land a dot?'
Jaayde tells colshaman:3 'dunno'
Jaayde tells colshaman:3 'my lowest resist is 415'
You tell colshaman:3 'trying to poison my food /sigh'
Qaquarious tells colshaman:3 'lol'
You tell colshaman:3 'turn up the BBQ gonna have to eat these legs very well done'
Jaayde tells colshaman:3 '/cries'
Qaquarious tells colshaman:3 'omgs!!'
Jaayde tells colshaman:3 'stay away from my legs dammit'
Qaquarious tells colshaman:3 '/gasp....the horror!!'
Qaquarious tells colshaman:3 ' one of our own too!! /cries'
You tell colshaman:3 ' fyi Q, threatening to BBQ Jaayde's legs has been the only way Whaker and I have had to stop her dancing on the tables non-stop during raids for a long time'
Qaquarious tells colshaman:3 '...... but table dancing is fun =/'
Jaayde tells colshaman:3 'psssh'

Shaman BBQ's and tabledancing - part 3

Jaayde tells colshaman:3 'hi guys'
You tell colshaman:3 'hi hun'
Qaquarious tells colshaman:3 'heyas hun'
Qaquarious tells colshaman:3 ' be relieved for I have purged this channel of all sauces!'
Tavie tells colshaman:3 'hey jaayde'
Qaquarious tells colshaman:3 '/sees the light'
You tell colshaman:3 'thats not light, its a BBQ flame'
Qaquarious tells colshaman:3 '!'
You tell colshaman:3 'and whaker doesnt use sauces, he uses butter and garlic he said'
Whaker tells colshaman:3 'yummm'
Qaquarious tells colshaman:3 'omgs! thats a sauce!!'
Tavie tells colshaman:3 'I prefer a nice Bernnaise with legs'
You tell colshaman:3 'when does garlic and butter not make garlic butter? when it tastes like chicken /nod'
Qaquarious tells colshaman:3 'nnnoooooo!!! /hits knees and screams to the sky WWWHHYYYY!??!??!?'
Jaayde tells colshaman:3 'throws da guys chicken legs, there that should be good enough so you dont eat our frog legs'
You tell colshaman:3 'so guys - which has more meat on em - frog legs or chicken legs?'
Tavie tells colshaman:3 ' I prefer the slight chewyness of the frog over the chicken'
Jaayde tells colshaman:3 'no luff for da frog'
Qaquarious tells colshaman:3 '/digs a safe room'
Whaker tells colshaman:3 'and your wild frog over your farm raised version /nod'