Guildchat from the Archives ( part 5)

[Hhrolf]

The Ogre Cave

Petropete tells the guild 'night Lor'
Petropete tells the guild 'night Tri'
Petropete tells the guild 'night John boy'
Famora tells the guild 'night Lamby'

Triangles tells the guild 'I'm not loggin!'
Petropete tells the guild 'the hell ur not'
Petropete tells the guild 'get to da Ogre cave now'
Everyrose tells the guild 'lol'
Famora tells the guild 'ogre luvins'
Petropete tells the guild 'Ogre "Cream" to triangles, no raid can save you now'
Triangles tells the guild 'nice'
Everyrose tells the guild 'whatever you do dont moon him ........ toooo late'
Petropete tells the guild 'LOL'
Everyrose tells the guild 'made that mistake once and was covered in the stuff'
Petropete tells the guild 'hahahahahaha'

Welcome to the guild

Runingwolf tells the guild 'Grel Strongboom'
Gotjja tells the guild ' oh yeah forgot thats your welcome to the guild present RW, tank him bro'

Let's Party

Meconopsis points at Jaayde. Yeah you!
Hhrolf wonders if Meconopsis and Jaayde are related
Vanelrond shivers at the thought!
Meconopsis tells the guild 'looks like Petey got here before us "Marsh Gas" '

Majjisofhuff grabs a tube of KT heated jelly, a spatula, corkscrew, pair of assless chaps, a strap on, frog gig, crank shaft from a big block 454, 2 peacock feathers, a wiffleball bat, 1 tube of jb weld and a jock strap.

Majjisofhuff says 'LETS PARTY'
Jaayde says 'OMG ><'
Qaquarius says 'rofl WEWT!'
Jaayde smaks Majjisofhuff
You say 'careful Jaayde he is enjoying that'
Jaayde says 'yeah I know'
Jaayde says 'he wont enjoy my foot up his ass though'
Qaquarius says 'he might'
Vanelrond says '... are you sure?'

Majjisofhuff says 'I will if you spread out your froggy feet'
Jaayde says 'I dont wanna know'
Tavie says 'its ok Jaayde your feet are small'
Qaquarious says 'lol'
Jaayde says 'omg'
Jaayde says 'they are? I have been told they are big'
Vanelrond says 'Pete lost two pairs of shoes that way'

one of the guild Gnomes was being annoying

You tell your guild 'does a gnome count as a 1HB for a barbarian?'
Qaquarius tells the guild 'LOL'
Shadriel tells the guild 'yes it does Hh'
Orthanos tells the guild 'but only if used in the off-hand =)'
Tinilie tells the guild 'yeah Hh, its called tenderizing before the kabobing'

Mistell set up

Yinikren tells the guild '/t Jrantrix sorry bro I dont like spanking much'
Yinikren tells the guild 'gdi MT =('

Qaquarius tells the guild 'RAWR!!'
Jrantrix tells the guild 'say what'
Yinikren tells the guild 'lmao'
Jrantrix tells the guild 'and i would slapp ya to hard man just love taps'
Yinikren tells the guild 'rofl'
Jrantrix tells the guild 'btw you didnt even send me a tell'

Second life FTW

My HP bar at the time :- 13733/13733

The curse of death consumes your life
You body is encased in perfect ethereal crystal
The gods have healed you for 25681 points of damage
Hhrolf's death pact has been benevolently fulfilled!
You have taken 76000 points of damage
Nightaxe has been slain by Overlord Mata Muram!
Veanda has been slain by Overlord Mata Muram!
Cidyini has been slain by Overlord Mata Muram!
Sameny has been slain by Overlord Mata Muram!
Voight has been slain by Overlord Mata Muram!
Kabby has been slain by Overlord Mata Muram!
Sumptinz has been slain by Overlord Mata Muram!
Tiagojoe has been slain by Overlord Mata Muram!
Kuroiokami has been slain by Overlord Mata Muram!
Eindyn has been slain by Overlord Mata Muram!
Dauvil has been slain by Overlord Mata Muram!
... and many more

Milenya tells you 'oh you lived, you suck ('
You tell Milenya 'took a 76k DT and lived WOOT'
You tell Milenya 'second life fired lol'

fun with the MOTD

GUILD MOTD - Lindyane - No raids Tues, Weds, Thurs, use this time to explore the new expansion or your significant other should the opportunity arise. Back to the grind on Friday. Guild First Ship Battle = Huge Success!'

GUILD MOTD - Hhrolf - We have a date in the ballroom - LETS DANCE - get to the guildhall ( 5.55 CST )

Newsworthy?

Majjisofhuff tells the guild 'SPICY CHEEZY POOFS!!!!'
Toryn tells the guild 'I cannot have spicey'
Toryn tells the guild 'what else can you feed me'
Majjisofhuff tells the guild 'You cant have me then'
Toryn tells the guild 'awwww I'm gonna cry I think'
Majjisofhuff tells the guild 'I put mt hot sauce on everything'
Toryn tells the guild 'you would end up killing me lol'
Toryn tells the guild 'RL isnt EQ, you cant poison someone and expect them to just respawn in 20 mins lol'
Majjisofhuff tells the guild 'just like sex you will learn to just grin and bear it'


You tell Majjisofhuff 'that is soooooooooo gonna make great news'
You tell Majjisofhuff ' headline 1 : Majj doesnt like sex? '
You tell Majjisofhuff ' quote ''just like sex you will learn to just grin and bear it" '
You tell Majjisofhuff ' headline 2 : maybe this is why'
You tell Majjisofhuff ' quote "I put mt hot sauce on everything" '
Majjisofhuff tells you 'OMG die'
You tell Majjisofhuff 'hehehehe'
Majjisofhuff tells you 'tell you what, you post that and I get to keep my DKP /nod'

[TseuqCoL]

That's some funny stuff there.

Thanks for posting!

P.S. I miss Pete.