TBM - Damsel of Decay

[Siouxe]

[Hhrolf]

Wow what an awesome weekend.
We are making a habit of finishing expansions on the 2nd weekend of February, as its exactly a year since we beat Arx5. In so many ways though it feels like we have improved over the last year and these last few weeks have just been tidying up loose ends whilst we farm the T2 seals. We now have 32 people flagged so with next weeks flags we should see our first attempts at Prince Selrach Di'zok on Saturday.

Ok so back to the funnies:
[Sat Feb 11 01:49:34 2017] Keltiklen tells the guild, 'anyone inviting ?'
[Sat Feb 11 01:49:52 2017] Ilsidri tells the guild, 'siouxe has the raid, or should'
[Sat Feb 11 01:50:01 2017] Lorewood tells the guild, 'said they didnt want pallies tonight kelti ..was plenty of sk's '
[Sat Feb 11 01:50:03 2017] Keltiklen tells the guild, 'looks like afk'
[Sat Feb 11 01:50:20 2017] Lorewood tells the guild, 'nah she just invited me sec ago'
[Sat Feb 11 01:50:42 2017] Fadoram joined the raid.
[Sat Feb 11 01:51:05 2017] Keltiklen tells the guild, 'hm... maybe Im on ignore :-)'
Lol Kelti will always be one of the first names on the raid sheet!


So we sit around the guild hall for an hour forming the raid, champing at the bit and then its raid time and everyone rushes to the first zone!
[Sat Feb 11 01:59:46 2017] Lorewood tells the raid, 'we otm ...lc first ??'
[Sat Feb 11 02:01:37 2017] Siouxe tells colv2.1:3, 'ok lets do our eok farm'
[Sat Feb 11 02:02:20 2017] Kanjin tells the raid, 'OTM lceanium/gore'
[Sat Feb 11 02:02:24 2017] You tell your raid, 'OTM'
Well that's the plan
[Sat Feb 11 02:02:45 2017] Anza tells the raid, 'getting coffee, brb'
[Sat Feb 11 02:03:16 2017] Krushor tells the raid, 'Relogging super quick'
[Sat Feb 11 02:03:24 2017] Krushor has left the raid.
[Sat Feb 11 02:08:28 2017] Nataheln tells the raid, 'going to be a minute to get to zone, I am making EE'


[Sat Feb 11 02:04:05 2017] Ilsidri tells you, 'did you say the materials needed for the task are in the guild bank?'
[Sat Feb 11 02:04:34 2017] You told Ilsidri, 'i put 20 copies of each of 5 of the 7 in there'
[Sat Feb 11 02:05:21 2017] Ilsidri tells you, 'sweet baby raptor jesus you're a saint, we're missing a few, so will look later'
Its official too, His Holiness even confirmed it : Idaen tells the group, 'on 9/17 from here out shall be known as st hhrolfs day'
I earned that Halo!!


[Sat Feb 11 02:07:02 2017] You tell your party, 'wb attune btw, great to see you back m8'
[Sat Feb 11 02:08:35 2017] Veanda tells the group, 'about time slacker'
[Sat Feb 11 02:08:40 2017] Veanda tells the group, 'i mean hiya attune wb lol'
[Sat Feb 11 02:08:57 2017] Attune tells the group, 'lol'
First win pics will never be the same again!


[Sat Feb 11 02:14:19 2017] Arillia tells the raid, 'Tenakakhan get with raid for buffs'
[Sat Feb 11 02:14:45 2017] Tseuq tells the raid, 'Ten doesn't need buffs.'
[Sat Feb 11 02:17:15 2017] Anza tells the raid, 'almost done DI'ng knights'
[Sat Feb 11 02:17:50 2017] Fadoram tells the raid, 'don't bother, anza... those are disposable knights!'
[Sat Feb 11 02:18:42 2017] Kalyca tells colcleric2.0:2, 'DI for * Idaen *'
[Sat Feb 11 02:18:43 2017] Kalyca tells the raid, 'DI for * Idaen *'
[Sat Feb 11 02:18:48 2017] Chewi sighs at Hhrolf.
I think Chewi was hoping Idaen would be the first to die, but after those few lines it wasn't looking as likely :-)


[Sat Feb 11 02:18:17 2017] Purehearrt tells the guild, 'what's up tonight'
[Sat Feb 11 02:18:39 2017] Gotjja tells the guild, 'dicks and airplanes'
[Sat Feb 11 02:18:28 2017] Kanjin tells colv2.1:3, 'sounds good to me'


[Sat Feb 11 02:24:42 2017] Tenakakhan tells the guild, 'anyone have a suggestion for a fast mount that's relatively easy to get?'
[Sat Feb 11 02:25:11 2017] Gotjja tells the guild, 'cowgirl get her drunk first'
[Sat Feb 11 02:25:19 2017] Alaeros tells the guild, 'Fast but you might be lucky to get'


[Sat Feb 11 02:26:13 2017] Tseuq tells the raid, 'I have mana cured nails'
[Sat Feb 11 02:26:31 2017] Tenakakhan tells the raid, 'he paints them too'


[Sat Feb 11 02:14:01 2017] Siouxe tells colv2.1:3, 'missing a healer still'
[Sat Feb 11 02:15:05 2017] Siouxe tells colv2.1:3, 'i need a healer and to drop someone'
[Sat Feb 11 02:15:22 2017] You say to your guild, 'still short of a healer ((((('
[Sat Feb 11 02:15:34 2017] Kanjin tells colv2.1:3, 'drop me, i'll play larrk'
[Sat Feb 11 02:16:03 2017] Kanjin tells colv2.1:3, 'got my T2 flag anyways =)'
[Sat Feb 11 02:17:29 2017] Kanjin has left the raid.
[Sat Feb 11 02:26:43 2017] Arillia tells the raid, 'seems to be taking an eternity to get going with this today'
[Sat Feb 11 02:27:14 2017] You tell your raid, 'yup, we want every group to have a healer, should be good now'
[Sat Feb 11 02:27:16 2017] Moak tells the raid, 'well sorry- i for one am glad its taking a whikle cause now i have a healer in my group lol'
[Sat Feb 11 02:27:33 2017] Thalas tells the raid, 'recruit healers'
30 mins late, yes it took a while. Thalas is right everyone needs to RECRUIT SOME MORE HEALERS, don't just leave it up to the O's, if you know a shaman/druid/cleric that would be a good fit then get recruiting


[Sun Feb 12 00:41:55 2017] You say to your guild, 'dont forget to pick up your Distillate of Immunization XIII from your bank, and dont forget to bring your A game tonight - and your sunday best for a win photo'
Yes it did feel that inevitable


[Sun Feb 12 00:57:40 2017] You tell your party, 'hi strangers'
[Sun Feb 12 00:57:45 2017] Oshu tells the group, 'hey guys'
[Sun Feb 12 00:57:50 2017] Idaen tells the group, 'evening'
[Sun Feb 12 00:58:02 2017] You tell your party, 'omg its the pope'
[Sun Feb 12 00:58:11 2017] Oshu tells the group, 'lol'
[Sun Feb 12 00:58:16 2017] Idaen tells the group, 'bless you hh'
[Sun Feb 12 00:59:29 2017] Veanda tells the group, 'hello boys'


[Sun Feb 12 01:09:29 2017] Wahzoo tells the raid, 'apperently me and Uaneldar forgot how to zone in raid instance of decay'
[Sun Feb 12 01:09:39 2017] You tell your raid, 'click the skull'
[Sun Feb 12 01:09:44 2017] Wahzoo tells the raid, 'o'
[Sun Feb 12 01:09:45 2017] You tell your raid, 'then click back out'
[Sun Feb 12 01:09:59 2017] Anza tells the raid, 'and if that doesnt work, click the skull'


[Sun Feb 12 01:11:57 2017] You told Chewi, 'did a deliberate mistell to guild earlier when idaen was on /tell oshu chewi bullied me into changing idaen's guildnote to NOT A SAINT OR A POPE'
[Sun Feb 12 01:12:23 2017] Chewi tells you, 'hahahah really?? he never said a word to me!, shocker'
[Sun Feb 12 01:12:43 2017] You told Chewi, 'hehehe bet he checked it'
[Sun Feb 12 01:13:10 2017] Chewi tells you, 'heheheheh i bet!'


[Sun Feb 12 01:12:49 2017] Babien tells the raid, 'wait what, Velos died already?'
[Sun Feb 12 01:13:09 2017] Anza tells the raid, 'were spot on tonight Babien'
[Sun Feb 12 01:13:27 2017] Babien tells the guild, 'yeah we got this, thanks Velos'


[Sun Feb 12 01:19:20 2017] Wahzoo tells the guild, 'i normally just have my 3 year old hit the keyboard and go afk during raids'
[Sun Feb 12 01:19:56 2017] Wahzoo tells the guild, 'yeah he still plays better then me '
[Sun Feb 12 01:20:17 2017] Anza tells the guild, 'well, put him on, its raid time'


[Sun Feb 12 01:20:54 2017] Babien tells the raid, 'just ask RoV'
[Sun Feb 12 01:21:20 2017] Wahzoo tells the guild, 'i did, they said babien messed up'
[Sun Feb 12 01:21:37 2017] Wahzoo tells the guild, 'no bards allowed on this raid'
[Sun Feb 12 01:21:40 2017] Babien tells the guild, 'i didn't mess up'
[Sun Feb 12 01:21:46 2017] Babien tells the guild, 'i faded on engage!'
[Sun Feb 12 01:21:56 2017] Wahzoo tells the guild, 'im kidding =p'
[Sun Feb 12 01:22:51 2017] Attune tells the raid, 'Dirge IN!! ( Wither, Fearing the Next Transition ) '
[Sun Feb 12 01:23:00 2017] Babien tells the raid, 'ohh there is attune, late!'
[Sun Feb 12 01:23:08 2017] Attune tells the raid, '!'
[Sun Feb 12 01:23:16 2017] Babien tells the raid, 'thought you left me by myself again'
[Sun Feb 12 01:23:22 2017] Attune tells the raid, 'heh'
[Sun Feb 12 01:23:39 2017] Veanda tells the raid, 'he has been here the whole raid'
[Sun Feb 12 01:24:01 2017] Attune tells the raid, 'shhh im ninja )'


[Sun Feb 12 01:50:51 2017] Phantasmus giggles at Spanks.
[Sun Feb 12 01:51:32 2017] Spanks tells the raid, 'i like the what appears to be high heels too'
[Sun Feb 12 01:51:55 2017] Kanjin tells the raid, 'those are her "raid me" shoes'
[Sun Feb 12 01:52:04 2017] Spanks tells the raid, 'lol'


[Sun Feb 12 01:54:10 2017] You tell your raid, 'Distillate of Immunization XIII - there were 900 of these in the guildbank which people have taken - so if you dont have some ask in your group, '
[Sun Feb 12 01:57:03 2017] Gotjja tells the guild, 'I made 50pp this week in baz !!!!!'
[Sun Feb 12 01:57:35 2017] Anza tells the guild, 'i made 500k last night in baz, go figure'
[Sun Feb 12 01:57:49 2017] Gotjja tells the guild, 'so I sold mine to cheap?'


[Sun Feb 12 02:04:19 2017] Veanda`s warder says, 'Anashti Sul, Damsel of Decay, my goddess! Allow me to assist you by helping to kill Kanjin!'
[Sun Feb 12 03:06:28 2017] Anashti Sul, Damsel of Decay moans, 'Ahhh, that feels much better. I am disease and corruption incarnate, Veanda. You should be more careful with the magic you wield!'
Between powering up the mob and having her pet try to kill Kanjin I do wonder who's side Veanda is on sometimes


[Sun Feb 12 02:24:42 2017] Tseuq hopes Kanjin's Rhino doesn't have to poop.
[Sun Feb 12 02:25:07 2017] Hhrolf its okay Tseug - Babien wants the poop for his roses.
[Sun Feb 12 02:27:59 2017] Hhrolf stood in rhino poop.


[Sun Feb 12 03:03:02 2017] Calloneous tells the guild, 'Kanjin was in front of me on his rhino and my head was up its arse...reminded me of Ace Ventura'
[Sun Feb 12 03:42:53 2017] You tell your raid, 'kanj - that rhino makes your ass look fat '
[Sun Feb 12 03:43:12 2017] Anza tells the raid, 'no, his ass makes his ass look fat'
[Sun Feb 12 03:43:26 2017] Foresst tells the raid, 'big booty barbarians?'


[Sun Feb 12 03:50:47 2017] Batevil tells the raid, 'PHOTO'
[Sun Feb 12 03:50:49 2017] Wahzoo tells the raid, 'Back from afk,.... did we start yet?'
[Sun Feb 12 03:53:46 2017] Uaneldar tells the guild, 'Siou Velos stole my spot next to Wahzoo right before you snapped it'


[Sun Feb 12 03:56:08 2017] Attune tells the guild, 'Hardened Mask of Immortal End the goal still best with nex expansion'
Just takes half face of life, half face of decay, left and right eyes of anashti and 1k raid currency for the container

[Sun Feb 12 03:54:11 2017] Siouxe tells the raid, 'Half Face of Decay >>> Sargtlin'
[Sun Feb 12 04:05:04 2017] Sargtlin tells the guild, 'Hardened Mask of Immortal End'
Grats Sarg on the best mask in the game!


[Sun Feb 12 04:09:47 2017] Madstomper tells the raid, 'beauty comes from the inside?'
[Sun Feb 12 04:10:05 2017] Arillia tells the raid, 'Beauty is only skin deep Mad'
[Sun Feb 12 04:10:19 2017] Arillia tells the raid, 'Ugly goes all the way to the bone'
[Sun Feb 12 04:11:24 2017] You tell your raid, 'just bcos he is big boned, ugly doesnt have as far to go'
[Sun Feb 12 04:11:30 2017] Madstomper tells the raid, 'im not fat, ogres just have thick bones'
[Sun Feb 12 04:14:55 2017] Madstomper tells the raid, 'i didnt get baptised at seaworld...'
[Sun Feb 12 04:16:09 2017] You tell your raid, 'they tried - but when they dunked him in the water, the pool emptied and the 2nd attempt a whale tried mating with him'
[Sun Feb 12 04:16:51 2017] Madstomper tells you, 'haha omg'


[Sun Feb 12 04:40:54 2017] Calloneous says, 'wth...why do i have red hair?'
[Sun Feb 12 04:41:21 2017] Calloneous says, 'bug after illusion'
[Sun Feb 12 04:41:21 2017] Veanda says, 'cause your a ginger?'
[Sun Feb 12 04:41:21 2017] Calloneous says, 'i guess'
[Sun Feb 12 04:41:27 2017] Anza says, 'cause you're a ginger'
[Sun Feb 12 04:41:34 2017] Uaneldar says, 'because your head was up Kanjin rhino's ass'


[Sun Feb 12 04:47:51 2017] Ganna tells the guild, 'Sorry, Did i hear there was curing ? '
[Sun Feb 12 04:48:07 2017] Gotjja tells the guild, 'shhh easier to rez'
[Sun Feb 12 04:48:48 2017] Acruxx tells the guild, 'So that is why I always die whenever I am in your group ehh Gotjja?'
[Sun Feb 12 04:49:16 2017] Veanda tells the guild, 'lol'
[Sun Feb 12 04:49:17 2017] You say to your guild, 'nah thats being a paper tank, sorry acruxx'
[Sun Feb 12 04:49:43 2017] Kurrie tells the guild, 'ouch acruxx lol'
[Sun Feb 12 04:49:47 2017] Gotjja tells the guild, 'ahh but I always 10 &PCT; rez you stop bitching'
[Sun Feb 12 04:49:56 2017] Acruxx tells the guild, 'that is why I need to be the first to get the new armor Hhrolf!!'
[Sun Feb 12 04:50:09 2017] You told acruxx, 'hehe'
[Sun Feb 12 04:50:12 2017] Gotjja tells the guild, 'armor is gang code'
[Sun Feb 12 04:50:13 2017] Acruxx tells you, 'lol'


If you want in on the fun and games, check if the class is open first as we have very few openings atm. We could use a bard, a cleric, couple of shamans and zerkers and a druid but there are not many other openings currently sorry.
See you all next week for more fun and games
Hh

[Uaneldar]

lolol

[IreniaTheSK]

[Hhrolf]

I did like Madstomper being baptised at seaworld /grin

but my personal favourite from an editing point of view was this one:

[Sat Feb 11 02:18:17 2017] Purehearrt tells the guild, 'what's up tonight'
[Sat Feb 11 02:18:39 2017] Gotjja tells the guild, 'dicks and airplanes'
[Sat Feb 11 02:18:28 2017] Kanjin tells colv2.1:3, 'sounds good to me'

purely bcos I have set Kanjin up there - his response was actually just b4 Gotjja's and in a different channel

/adjusts his halo and chuckles evilly at Kanjin
I earned those devil's horns too